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Subject: A man close to you is considering a bun

The number of man buns increases every week

Studies show that each week thousands of men between the ages of 16 and 30 years start wearing buns. This is in addition to the thousands that already have been sporting these cranial door knobs. In fact, at the current rate of proliferation, these same studies predict that about 38 percent of men between 16 and 30 years of age will be sprouting man buns by the end of 2017. Furthermore, as a result of the female population’s reaction, researchers predict a drop in birth rates in direct proportion to man buns’ increase.

You can help stop the madness

If you’re a man, your contribution to man bun eradication is simple: Don’t wear one. Additionally whether you’re a man or a woman, you can talk to your friends, brothers, cousins or ― God help us – fathers to convince them of the folly of wearing a bun like a Victorian-era granny. Or Norman Bates’ mother. Or Aunt Bee from the Andy Griffith Show. One tactic that has proven successful is to find a picture of a ballerina wearing a bun and replace the face with a snap shot of your male friend. Then present the result with the caption: “This is what you look like with a bun, Bro.” For more to help wipe out the man bun, like us on FaceBook.